How To Walk Effortlessly Through Crowd

Posted on February 15th, 2008 in Social Skills, busy, crowd, walk

I hate large crowd. Especially when they are all over the walkways, make me hard to move around. This will always be true during shopping season. I always have to skillfully maneuver myself around countless body shape.

It works perfectly well, except that it always left me exhausted. It’s not easy gracefully move around people without direct hit.

Luckily I found a wonderful technique somewhere around the Internet – How To Walk Effortlessly Through Crowd. It’s easy technique but works almost all the time.

Are you ready for this?

Look them in the eyes.

Heh. Easy. Simple.

Just walk straight but make eye contact with the person in front of you. Trust me, they’ll always give way.
For stronger effect, you might want to project your killer instinct. Repeat lines like:

“I’ll kill you if you don’t give way” or “I’m a crazy (insert offensive line here)” or “Kill kill die die”

Just remember to repeat them in your head. And look sharp in their eyes. If they are busy looking around and didn’t notice you, simple walk straight and when you almost collide simple say:

“Boo!”

Work perfectly every time. Have fun barging through crowd. Cheers!

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