Keep your hands off my God!

January 9, 2010

Having recently subscribed to a new newsportal that calls it like it is (i.e. completely made up bullshit), I stumbled upon some heavily faked news about Hindus causing an uproar over usage of one of their Gods’ names on shabbily manufactured Malaysian automobiles. Highly unprobably, and decidedly untrue, Hindus have decided to retrospectively get pissed off about this sacrilegous act. You may read all about that and more finely packaged bullshit on http://harianmetroll.blogspot.com. Coincidentally, finely packaged bullshit is also what all the mainstream newspapers and media in our country serve.

In other unrelated news, Rock and Roll legend Ronnie James Dio has been approached by the Italian Diosceseses (or however the fuck you spell that) to drop the “Dio” from his name as it is confusing too many Italians into worshipping his likeness in coffeehouses all across the Peninsularish country.

92 and a half Italians responded in a completely biased poll that when they saw posters of ex-Sabbath slasher Dio’s album “Killing Dragons”, they felt a sense of awe and inspiring power that made them want to grovel on their knees and pray to it.

Fig.1: Ostensibly God, Killing The Dragon.
Which in itself seems to be quite a Godly task.

Notwithstanding that Ronnie James Dio looks more like the bastard son of Satan, various nitwits had complained of being “inexplicably compelled” to believe that Ronnie James Dio is in fact Christ reincarnate.

Fig 2: Ronnie Jamed Dio? Or Bastard Son of Satan? You decide.
In true CremeBrulee fashion, this post copied from a comment over at harianmetroll.

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